Inside the Blend

This intriguing concoction features GT’s Synergy Peach Paradise Raw Kombucha and Cocoyo Peach Nectarine Living Coconut Yogurt. These ingredients promise a probiotic punch, raising both curiosity and digestive contemplation about its effects.

Charitable Ingredients

A portion of the proceeds from each smoothie sold is dedicated to Los Angeles’s Good Shepherd Shelter for mothers and children affected by domestic violence, adding an altruistic note to this indulgent purchase. This charitable twist makes it feel slightly more justifiable, even at its lofty price.

17 Flavor Notes

1. Wealth: Naturally, the first flavor that comes to mind with such a premium product is wealth itself—deliciously opulent and exclusive.
2. Sunscreen: The kind you can only get at Erewhon, of course. A refreshing tang reminiscent of summer days spent lounging by the pool.
3. Vanilla: A subtle undercurrent adding sweetness to the mix, like a comforting whisper from a favorite childhood treat.
4. Beach Salt: The crisp essence that takes you straight back to your last coastal vacation or imagined daydreams of sandy shores.
5. Sunday Morning Confusion: A taste of waking up thinking it’s Monday, only to realize you have one more blissful hour to sleep.
6. The Freedom of the Open Road: Reminiscent of a Texas drive home with music blasting and windows down—a feeling of liberation in every sip.
7. Vacation (Conceptual & Literal): The smoothie captures both the idea of vacation as well as the tangible essence of one, merging relaxation with anticipation.
8. Aloe Vera: A soothing, cooling aftertaste that leaves you refreshed and invigorated.
9. The Cool Girl from High School: That smile you remember when she smiled at you once—it’s a taste of nostalgia and charm.
10. Minnesota State Fair Produce: The peak of summer, bursting with freshness and flavor, reminiscent of the best fruits in their prime season.
11. Sulfate-Free Coconut Shampoo: An unexpected note that leaves you feeling clean and pure from within.
12. Good Vibes: The mystical concept embodied in this smoothie, radiating positivity and wellness with each gulp.
13. Lactose (Surprisingly): Despite being vegan, there’s an odd sensation akin to lactose that adds complexity to the taste profile.
14. Bellinis at Sunset: The sweet combination of peach and prosecco in a non-alcoholic form, paired with the tranquility of twilight.
15. Mortality & Life Affirmation: A profound realization about life’s fleeting nature, mixed with the hope and joy it brings—a heady yet uplifting taste.
16. Dannon Light & Fit Peach Yogurt: The familiar tang of a well-loved yogurt but with a luxe twist that makes every bite feel special.

The Verdict

This Kendall Jenner smoothie is more than just a beverage—it’s an experience. It encapsulates the essence of modern wellness culture, combining luxury with philanthropy and delivering a complex symphony of flavors that transport you to a place of both relaxation and exhilaration.